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D'OH! Which Simpson Are You?

Who doesn't love this dysfunctional American TV family? The Simpson family has brought much laughter into our lives since 1989. Maybe the reason we like them so much is because fiction is closer to reality than we think. Let's find out!

Q1	What is your ideal vacation?
	Everyday's a vacation. Where there's lots of free food and booze. Somewhere peaceful and where everyone's nice. The biggest themepark in the world. The biggest library in the world.
Q2	What's your favourite activity to do by yourself?
	Napping. Eating. Reading the word of God. Thinking of the next practical joke on someone. Learning new things.
Q3	Do you think you're smart?
	Why do I need to be smart? *Grumble grumble*. Of course I'm S-M-R-T! Well, I certainly don't consider myself stupid. I'm smart at making others think I'm stupid. I'm a straight- A student, plus I speak 4 languages. What do you think?
Q4	You walk into your favourite restaurant and there is a LONG line. What do you do?
	Complain loudly and then start chatting to the person standing beside you. Start yelling to all the people in front of you to move their butts! Start fussing over how dirty their floors are. Fart a stinker and watch everyone scrambling to get out of your way. You hardly eat at restaurants. Just think of those poor helpless animals they're making food out of!
Q5	What do you like to listen to?
	Classics! Nothing beats the likes of Nat King Cole and Elvis Presley. The sound of my own voice. Christian music and Tom Jones. Something LOUD! Ballads and easy listening tunes.
Q6	What's a likely phrase that usually comes out of your mouth?
	I remember that one time when I... Beer, is there anything they can't do? Hey kids! I made your favourite cookie Whatever it is, I didn't do it! Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?
Q7	You just get paid, what do you spend it on?
	Military antiques. Beer! New vacuum cleaner. I eat the money. Books.

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